001 → New Bark☠Video

[ Vita is quite confused. Finding herself in a strange new house with this strange device speaking nonsense about being in a World of Pokemon. Vita wants to call BS, please! She never asked to be sent here! ]

Oi oi, okay, I get it, someone screwed up and sent me to the wrong world. I bet you're embarrassed or something. Now own up to it and get me outta here! This is Vita of Section Six n' I've gotta be at work right now! Graf Eisen! Contact Raisin' Heart or Rein or something!

[ She's tapped on the leg by her starter Pokemon--- an Aron. Vita looks down at her little starter companion, a bit confused and frowning at her poor little partner. ]

... Yer not Graf Eisen. Whatcha want, you little--... ur... pig..rock...thingy? Get outta here, 'm too busy to deal with stray... animal... things!

Will someone just hurry up n ge'me home already! What in the heck is goin' on?! Graf Eisen! Answer me already!